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Joke of the Day
"Q: Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard? A: A barber."
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"I'm an anti vaccine activist, and didn't vaccinate my children. They're all dead, but at least they don't have autism!"
"My girlfriend lost the key to her chastity belt. But she's too lazy to go looking for it. She can't be fucked."
"Got a summons for jury duty. At least now I know it will be a hung jury."
"The biggest difference between men and women is what comes to mind when the hear the word FACIAL"
"Are designated drivers only for people who drink?? Coz I've already dropped my keys twice just walking to my car."
"I went to Africa recently... ...and I saw that they used Co2 as fuel instead of petrol or diesel. I couldn't believe it and I exclaimed, ""Madagascar!"""
"What is CC Sabathia's favorite inning to pitch in baseball? The bottom of the fifth"
"Drugs don't ruin people's lives, drug tests do."
"When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle."