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Joke of the Day
"Q. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A pilot...you racist"
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"A powerful tornado tore through our town last night. So far, eight bodies have been found. Plot twister. It only damaged the graveyard."
"Light a man a fire... Light a man a fire and he'll be warm for the night. Light a man afire and he'll be warm the rest of his life. (I know it's a repost, but I've never seen the play on words, shame)"
"Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because, If they flew over the bay, they would be called bagels."
"What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam."
"I found out blowing in the dogs face makes her stop barking. I tried the same thing on my wife to make her stop yelling and she bit me."
"Companies want ""rockstar"" employees, as rockstars are known for punctuality, even-tempers, and a desire to work in a corporate environment."
"""I prefer their older stuff"" -Archaeologists"
"I had skylights installed at my place last night and I don't get why the people who live upstairs aren't okay with this."
"You say my obsession with Justin Bieber tore us apart but I say my momma don't like you and she likes everyone."