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Joke of the Day

"Q. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A pilot...you racist"

"What do you call a computer that sings? A Dell."

"I bought some shoes from a drug dealer! I don't know what he laced them with, *but I have been tripping all day*."

"Using a butter knife on steak... it just doesn't cut it."

"Your mother is so classless... .. she could be a marxist utopia"

"[NSFW] So my penis was in the guiness book of world records... Till the librarian asked me to take it out."

"Why did Hitler need to get a new car? His was Stalin."

"There should be a specific type of doctor for being on call. They'd be called cancer-ogists ^because^cancer^doctors^are^oncologists"

"I've just had to reset my password to Delicate Luggage Handler as I was told it had to be case sensitive."

"What's Gordon Ramsay's least favorite movie? IT'S FROOOOOOOZZZZEEEN"