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Joke of the Day
"never trust an atom they make up everything"
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"Who lost the American Presidential Debate? America."
"Sarah Palin is going to Haiti? Haven't these people been put through enough this year?"
"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"
"What has four legs, is big, green, and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree on top of you, would kill you? A pool table."
"""I'm going to show off my new belt by tucking in my T-shirt"" -Men over 50."
"Dyslexic florists say ""Weddings are for pansies."""
"Did I tell you I bought a sports car? It wasn't very good though, I beat it in every sport I played against it"
"Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was out standing in his field!"
"""Children, stop biting grandpa's nails... ...or I'll close the coffin!"""