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Joke of the Day

"There's no way that Cinderella was treated like shit her entire life, then a prince tells her he loves her & she wasn't like ""yeah right."""

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"I like a lot of different kinds of breakfast, but I only eat one at a time. I'm a cereal monogamist."
"What is the oldest red wine? ""They took our Land!"""
"Why did this adhesive strip quit his work? He just couldn't tape it anymore.."
"Anyone here know of Gaddafi? Probably not. He's pretty underground."
"I predict that Obama's next move is to threaten to hold his breath until Russia leaves the Crimea."
"What did Jesse say to Woody when they were having a threesome with Buzz Lightyear? You've got a friend in me"
"I know lawyers aren't people. They stand in court all day and say ""I object"""
"Wanna hear a racist joke? What's worse than the Holocaust? The Jews."
"How does Moses make beer? Hebrews!"