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Joke of the Day

"I know lawyers aren't people. They stand in court all day and say ""I object"""

"What does a Victoria's Secret Black Friday sale have in common with a girl about to get a spanking? Both have panties half-off."

"A wedding is like inviting your family and friends to the dock to watch you leave England on the Titanic."

"I just saw an ad for a bulletproof briefcase. The real question is: why does your briefcase have so many enemies?"

"[using Ouija Board] ""Will i ever find true love--"" ""NEW GHOST WHO DIS"""

"Having a dirty mind makes ordinary conversations much more interesting."

"Sitting around the outdoor campfire I chuckle to myself My friend asks, what's so funny? I reply, ""I can't tell you out here, it's an inside joke."""

"Reddit, You are too cool... ...you give me frostbite."

"At the school for the hearing impaired... ...no one can hear you scream!"

"Pinocchio had 2 pets. He had a cat named mittens and a dog named champ. He also had a wood pecker."