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Joke of the Day
"Customer: Why is this sandwich half eaten? Waiter: I didn't have time to finish it."
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"i like to say ""so long"" in an asian accent is that so wrong?"
"A limerick... there was a young vampire called mable. Whose periods were always quite stable. Every full moon, She'd pull out a spoon And drink herself under the table"
"I asked a pretty homeless woman... I asked a pretty homeless women if I could take her home, she said yes with a big smile. The look on her face soon changed when I walked off with her cardboard box."
"Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper share the same middle name... coincidence?... I think not."
"Why does Kim Jong Un stick out at a black gospel church? Because he doesn't have Seoul."
"If a zombie approaches you, bop it on the nose with a rolled-up magazine and say NO."
"My daughter asked me if it was illegal to be blind which tells me I didn't explain ""legally blind"" very well."
"3yo: *follows me into bathroom* Me: ""Privacy, please"" 3yo: ""Oh, right"" *closes door* ""Now we have privacy, Mommy"""
"I got fired from the calendar factory... just for taking a couple of days off"