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Joke of the Day

"Attempted to have a bath. I am 6'2"". The bathtub most certainly is not. I looked like a praying mantis trying to take a nap in an iPod dock."

"All the single ladies put your hands up! *handcuffs all the single ladies together and pushes them off a cliff* I'm your only option now."

"I have a knock-knock joke, but you have to start it."

"What's more fun than swinging an infant over your head with a rope as fast as you can? Stopping it with a shovel"

"So there's this guy that yawns a lot........ YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWNNNN"

"What is the biggest compliment you can pay at a gay bar? Pushing in somebody's stool."

"Did you hear Justin Timberlake is making a new song based on Oscar Pistorious? It's called Cry Me A Reeva"

"What is the similarity between a cough syrup and an undertaker? They both take away the coffin."

"Why would you download a car when you can download a shark, I'd bet it would be at least one gigabyte."

"Short people are oppressed They're always getting overlooked."