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Joke of the Day

"If you hate awkward silences, then necrophilia isn't for you."

"Superman biggest weakness is not kryptonite. It's horses."

"Why does Peter Parker main spy in tf2? Because SPY DA MAN!"

"Why do you always see beggars at protests? They're always looking for some sort of change!"

"What do toy trains and boobs have in common? They were both designed for the kids but it's the dad that ends up playing with them."

"When I see couples madly in love, I just assume they met yesterday."

"My math teacher accused me of cheating, I can't help that my English teacher is hotter."

"Have you met the one-breasted Queen of the Jungle Retailers? they call her... Amazon Prime"

"My life feels like a test I didn't study for and everybody is being a d*ck and not letting me cheat."

"Why do feminists hate church music? Because of all the Hymns."