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Joke of the Day
"Got a $15000 parking fine!!..I didn't see a sign saying you couldn't park on pedestrians."
Next Joke
"So I wanted to make a YouTube channel about Reddit... They wouldn't let me name it RedTube."
"A Muslim, an idiot, and a communist walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""Hello Mr.President."""
"A man's girlfriend shaves her pussy in the shower. His girlfriend says ""Hey babe, I shaved my pussy...you know what that means?"" The man replies ""Yeah, the fucking drain is clogged again."""
"Two altar boys are hoping to work in a church. They are walking down the aisle in the church when the priest sees them. He walks up to them and says, ""Gee, I've never come across your faces before."""
"What book is better when you read it drunk? Tequila Mockingbird."
"Did you hear about the barefoot bridegroom? He got cold feet."
"A QA Tester walks into a bar."
"Why was Ed single? Because Sheeran away."
"Everyone is unique. Except you. You are not unique. You are the only not unique person in human history."