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Joke of the Day

"yo momma so fat the back of her neck is like a pack of hot dogs"

"What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant? Dead-ant, dead-ant, dead-antdead-antdead-ant"

"What's the difference between a normal ambulance and a skydiving ambulance? Well, a normal ambulance is usually a van with a stretcher in the back. A skydiving ambulance? A bucket and a shovel."

"Wonders why women spend so much on sunglasses? Wouldn't it be cheaper to tint the kitchen windows?"

"It sucks when an album has a real chill sad song and you're like oh yeahh and then the next song is crazy loud it makes me wanna eat knives."

"The people who post to /r/jokes have zero sense of humor... Maybe it's a weird meta-humor thing....or maybe this is where everyone's creepy uncle hangs out"

"What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop an onion."

"Hickory hickory dock. The mouse ran up the clock The clock struck one But the rest got away with minor injuries"

"I heard she was born naked, that slut."

"I had a dream about you saving my life! A poison snake bit my dick..."