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Joke of the Day

"A surprise Hunger Games competition for everyone who makes eye contact with me today in the office."

"Kim Jong Un walks into a bar... [removed]"

"What's the second to last thing the redneck said before he died? Shit, I can do that.. What about the last thing? Look, I'm doing it!!!"

"Why do legs have to be at least 25 inches long? They're over two feet"

"Is it still casual sex if you're wearing a tuxedo?"

"I bet a lot of people have tried that ""See you next year!"" joke at the end of December but got proven wrong by dying in a DUI."

"What is recursion? [What is recursion?](http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/211omr/what_is_recursion/)"

"What did the cactus say to his wife? 'Aloe Vera!"

"Why did the baker have so many customers? He desperately kneaded the dough!"

"I just saw a black guy driving a BMW and doing the speed limit. I'm following him until he pulls over b/c I know he has drugs in the car."