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Joke of the Day

"So a suicide bombing instructor walks into his classroom... ...and says, ""Okay, I'm only going to show you guys this once..."""

"Sure, Sally, I'll just buy one of your shells BY THE SEA SHORE. Oh, wait, here's one just laying here, you skank."

"A man walks into a gay bar and says... ""Whose dick do I gotta suck to suck a dick around here?"""

"There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who know binary and those who don't."

"If you ever see three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument a bank has just been robbed"

"One time I was checking out this really hot girl and she paid me for it because I was a grocery store cashier."

"Punctuation Let's eat Grandpa Let's eat, Grandpa. Correct punctuation can save a person's life ."

"Have you seen www.shelterfromtherain.com? Yes but it doesn't really stand out."

"How could 911 have been an outside job If the planes came from the inside?"

"What's the loudest economic system? CAPITALISM"