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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a midget in a Mental Asylum? I don't really know, but it sounds a little crazy"

"People who call themselves ""grammar Nazis"" deserve the worst possible sentence."

"A Muslim, a Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it."

"What do Buddhist monks have for breakfast? 'Ommm' lettes!"

"Yo mamma so fat she blocked everyone on facebook"

"What's the difference between the calendar and you? A calendar has a date on Valentine's day."

"How does Peter Pan fly? If someone hit you in the Peter with a Pan, you'd fly too."

"What is this the difference between America and Greece? 15 years."

"What is a chemists favourite type of music? Heavy Metals."

"To the person who stole my selfie stick: You need to take a long look at yourself."