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Joke of the Day
"An online dating service but to match you up with prospective burritos."
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"What's the hardest part about being a Vegan who does Crossfit and owns a Rescue dog? Deciding which to tell people first."
"Today I learned not all people are appreciative of vetriloquism. Especially my gynecologist."
"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because, I'm still a little sore"
"A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street... An they see a young boy. The priests says, ""you want to screw him?"" The rabbi says, ""out of what?"""
"Finn is not your average stormtrooper... ...because he doesn't know about either killing or white suits. But he does know how to install a toilet main."
"I like my women the way I like my fish. Battered"
"So I was told that torture is 100% effective. They finally admitted to it after 5 hours of waterboarding. I still don't know why they kept lying before it though."
"Which blood type do most of the people in Taiwan's capital city have? Taipei"
"What's the difference between a waitress at a strip club and a stripper? About 2 weeks."