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Joke of the Day

"Sorry, I can't delete any of my voicemails cause then people would be able to leave me a new one"

"A girlfriend of mine was a psychic ... we broke up before we met."

"After watching the 6th sense I have been searching all over for the previous five movies with no luck"

"How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One."

"what kind of flooring does jesus have in his kitchen gentiles"

"What does Santa call his English Elves? Subordinate clauses. ... I'll see myself out."

"Why don't Jews eat pussy? Because its too close to the gas chamber!"

"What age were pigs discovered in? The Saus Age."

"Hey you hear about that gay midget? Yeah, he came out of the cupbard."

"when you write a word and it looks wrong but it's right and you just sit there and contemplate life"