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Joke of the Day
"Sorry, I can't delete any of my voicemails cause then people would be able to leave me a new one"
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"What do you do when you lose your Kia car? You go Soul-searching."
"Have you ever heard about the man who wrote the funniest joke in world? I bet you haven't; he died laughing."
"What do you call a teenage cheese cracker? Chee-zits I made this up. *bows* Thank you, thank you...thank you so much."
"What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a hobo on a bicycle? Attire."
"My dyslexic girlfriend tries really hard but always ends up 96ing me."
"I spent days, weeks, months, creating the perfect garden gazebo. Meanwhile, my marriage was falling apart"
"""Long story short"" makes your story three words longer."
"My pants are also my iPhone grease wipes."
"Apparently they're making a Middle Eastern version of 'The Flintstones'... ...and while Dubai doesn't like it, Abu Dhabi do."