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Joke of the Day

"What do sea mammals say when something happens against their kind? Oh, the huge-manatee"

"Phone just autocorrected ""your"" to ""yore"" in case thou wouldst think I'm smarter than thee."

"no thanks La-Z-Boy. I like my furniture gender neutral"

"1938: ""It's a bird!"" ""It's a plane!"" ""It's... Superman!"" 2013: ""Is that a drone?"" ""Yeah, it's probably a drone."""

"What did Thin Lizzie do with his iPhone? Jailbreak"

"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A licalatapus"

"A corrupt politician turns the power off in an orphanage. What are they going to do, tell their parents?"

"Did you hear the one with the baby that had AIDS? Never gets old."

"Ronald McDonald runs for president. His slogan? Make America's Weight A Gain."

"A scientist and a hooker walk into a bar... But find that they can't open the door due to an over-saturation of priests, rabbis, lawyers, and Irishmen inside."