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Joke of the Day
"What did Thin Lizzie do with his iPhone? Jailbreak"
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"Too late to hunt buffalo, too early to fight robots, what a dickless generation I was born into."
"My bra has felt way too tight all day. Sorry I just had to get that off my chest."
"Andreas Lubitz. Is the first German pilot to record 150 kills in 70 years."
"How is soy and dildos similar? They're both meat substitutes"
"How do you treat a pain in the ass? Take an asprin."
"The words synonym and antonym are antonyms. Well played, antonym."
"Can I get an amen? AMEN! Can I get a b-men? BMEN! Can I get a c-men? CME--*the whole church laughs*"
"What all girls want? All girls want 70 things in their life 1. Shopping Rest are ""69"""
"Why are French guns the best to buy? They've never been fired, and only dropped once."