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Joke of the Day
"Always bring a rogue with you when you go to Thailand They're good at detecting traps"
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"Some days I want to leave everything and just run away with him. Other days I want to own 3 baby dragons and be fireproof and naked."
"Why is there no point in sending medicine to Athiopia? Because the instructions usually say: ""Take after meals."""
"Your mother is like a repost. No one wants or likes her, but almost everyone uses her."
"My liver works harder for two days than I do all week..."
"How do you make a dead baby float? 2 scoops of ice cream 1 scoop of dead baby"
"Roses are red... Roses are red. Harambe was shot. I am Rick Harrison. This is my pawn shop."
"I'm doing well on my New Years resolution to lose 10 pounds I only have 15 more to go."
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9. 7 also got herpes from 14 and stabbed 23 through 30 in a gang fight."
"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. First they beat the room for being black, then they arrest the light bulb for being broke."