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Joke of the Day

"Just got home from the doctor, apparently I have a couple of kidney stones... It should be okay though, he told me that *these two shall pass.*"

"Soooo.... I was fucking this guy in the ass and I went for a reach around and the faggot had a boner"

"A polio survivor walks into a bar...... Wait I fucked it up."

"Q: Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank? A: Because she had an interest in the principal."

"So, Bill Gates and Steve Jobs walk into a bar... and I got sued for millions because I used both of their names in the same sentence."

"WARNING: This film MAY contain nudity. Either it does or it doesn't, don't waste my time."

"walk up in the club like what up omg this is a funeral i am so sorry I twerked on the casket sorry for your loss."

"Why does Jay Z love Christmas? Because he's the best wrapper alive."

"How are babies and strippers alike? They're fun to play with but I wouldn't want to take one home"

"sperm is like olives you need to learn to eat it"