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Joke of the Day
"WARNING: This film MAY contain nudity. Either it does or it doesn't, don't waste my time."
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"My wife spiked my dinner with viagra and gave me an epidural. No hard feelings."
"when interviewing a person for a dog walking position, you must make absolutely certain that given the chance, the applicant won't eat a dog"
"Knock Knock. whos there? a beautiful girl a beautiful girl who? that was already the joke.. no beautiful girl will ever knock your door loser... edit: looser = loser"
"????My lactose-free, gluten-free, wheat-free, carb-free, nut-free, fat-free milkshake, brings all the weirdos to the yard...????"
"In Soviet Russia, the government own businesses. In Capitalist America, businesses own the government. *Insert edgy quotes"
"Female Masturbation My woman told me that she would never play with her self when she was on her period. . But I caught her red handed !!"
"It's funny how the people who know the least about you, always have the most to say."
"What's the weather like in Iraq ? Sunni in the North Shiite in the South."
"How do you make a female chemist feel self conscious? Ask if her hair is an extensive property"