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Joke of the Day
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"What did the super-fan sheep say to Obama? You Bahhhhhh-Rock!"
"A Frenchman has a wife and a lover He loves his lover the most. An Englishman has a wife and a lover, he loves his wife the most. A Jewish man has a wife and a lover, he loves his mother the most."
"Crappy wordplay jokes... ...the cruelest form of punishment. I'll let myself out now."
"What do you say to a video game developer who's not that hard? Ubisoft."
"I've been training for the masturbation world record. I'm gonna beat it."
"What does Matthew McConnaughey call Nazis when he's trying to bring them into the mainstream? Alt-right, alt-right, alt-right"
"Why did Willow Smith whip her hair? Because it has been very knotty. Apologies in advance"
"Pansexuality is the best... fuck the rest."
"You know what I like about high school girls? I will be back, rec time is over."