152003
Joke of the Day
"Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris."
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"UK: we call them films, after the traditional recording process using photographic film USA: WE CALL THEM MOVIES BECAUSE THEM PHOTOS MOVE"
"The bartender says... ""We don't serve tachyons here."" A tachyon walks into a bar."
"What is Chewbaccas favorite celebrity? Wookie Goldberg"
"Did you hear about the 7' NBA star who married a blonde midget? He was nuts over her."
"*Cop Dog radios in* We've got an armed robbery in progress ""What's that boy?"" An armed robbery on 5th ""Timmy's stuck in a well??"""
"""We're not buying another toy until Mommy gets laid!"" might not be the most appropriate thing to yell in ToysRUs."
"I am in my truest form when the food comes at a restaurant and I side-eye plates, suspicious that everyone got more fries than I did."
"Why are Panda's always sad? Because all their friends are dead."
"Wanna hear a cheesy conspiracy? Halluminati"