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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bacon ! Bacon who ? Bacon a cake for your birthday !"

"What's the difference between American girls and Iranian girls? American girls get stoned BEFORE sex."

"I had a dream where I was in a fight with Jason Bourne, Will Hunting, and Private Ryan. I'm finally battling my Damons."

"A mathematician was constipated, how did he solve his problem? He worked it out with a pencil and paper."

"What do you get if you cross a river with a bridge? to the other side."

"good dancer:D :D hahah Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet."

"*good cop/bad cop interrogation* *good cop is nice to the suspect* *bad cop shoots good cop and sets suspect free* man he's a bad cop"

"Mum: From now on your going to have free school dinners. Son:But Mum I don't want three school dinners one is more than enough !"

"LPT: If you need to remove your contact lenses after touching spicy peppers (Ghost, etc.) Leave the contacts in. I don't recommend going to the bathroom either."

"Girl, are you wearing a diaper? Cause I wanna fuck the shit out of you."