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Joke of the Day
"Just got a text from Bill Cosby ""Netflix and pill?"""
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"How are toy trains and boobs similar? Both are made for the kid, but daddy ends up playing with them more often."
"Picture someone you think is kinda/sorta attractive. Now picture them holding a pizza box."
"male friend ""i hate tea""... me ""of course you like tea!"" friend ""...?"" me ""tit-teas..."""
"I would have won the Junior Olympics too... ..if it weren't for you medalling kids."
"What did the snowman order at MacDonalds ? Icerbergers with chilli sauce !"
"What do Italians eat on Halloween? fettucine afraid-o"
"Just farted and it sounded like Louis Armstrong saying the word ""blueberry"" with his mouth full."
"Whenever I have a panic attack I put a paper bag over my mouth & once I'm done drinking the alcohol inside I feel a lot better."
"I just watched a squirrel bury a nut in my front yard. I'm going to dig it up and replace it with a Cadbury egg. That'll blow his Lil mind"