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Joke of the Day

"male friend ""i hate tea""... me ""of course you like tea!"" friend ""...?"" me ""tit-teas..."""

"Little known fact: Most Star Wars' space fights filmed in a church Pew Pew Pew"

"So the other day I went into a local shop with a sign that read ""Therapist"" They should really put a larger space between the ""e"" and the ""r"""

"What do you call an alligator trying to start trouble? An instagator!"

"How much do pirates pay for their earrings? About a buccaneer!"

"You can't run in a campground You can only ran because it's past tents."

"If I had a dollar for every time Donald Trump denied something... Then I too would have a small loan of 1 million dollars"

"DID YOU KNOW: If every person on the planet lined up along the Earth's equator, most of them would drown."

"What's the difference between PirateBay and 9/11? One is piracy and the other is CONSpiracy"

"What does a cow use to solve math problems? A *cow*culater. I made it up myself, so don't groan at the pun."