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Joke of the Day

"If eye fucking is a thing, my husband probably has opthalmic herpes from Haley at the burrito store."

"Sarcasm is just one more service we offer."

"The problem with Freud... The problem with Freud is that none of his theories are testicle. Edit: testable*"

"I just came from a domestic violence awareness concert... ...headlined by the Black Eyed Peas"

"What's the difference between and egg and a wank? You can beat a an egg but you can't beat a wank."

"why don't chickens wear pants? Because their pecker is on their heads!"

"Knock knock Who's there? Control Freak. Now you say ""Control Freak who?"""

"How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony? It isn't hard."

"What street in Paris is well-known for its transvestite community? The Rue Paul."

"I bought a pair of shoes from my drug dealer. I'm not sure what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day!"