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Joke of the Day

"Black jokes and Mexican jokes are all the same If you know a Juan, you know Jemalle"

"This girl on Facebook is dying her hair blonde tonight. Omg she's nervous, you guys."

"So 2 trains crashed in Germany today... Lets just hope the train wasn't going to Auschwitz or more then Germans would have gotten injured."

"Me to My Neighbour we get it. you can hold your breath (*looks at watch*) for 19 days. Quit showing off and come out of that pool."

"Someone asked me if I'd found my soulmate and I was like lol I cant even find my debit card."

"How to tell if a programmer is gay. C : ENTER : ### / Edit: Nifty Code Formatting"

"A mom is having dinner with her daughter And her daughter exclaims ""Mom, I don't really like the red soup"", her mom replies ""Be quiet child-we only get it once a month"""

"What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? Ab minor"

"Deeper deeper if we're having sex don't tell me ""deeper deeper"". if I could go deeper I would. you don't see me saying ""tighter""."

"What did the Mexican princess ask her sister? Tijuana build a snowman?"