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Joke of the Day

"Two cats decided to commit suicide by jumping off a cliff... The first cat jumped. The other was too much of a pussy."

"SUPERHERO: I alienate my loved ones to protect them from danger ME: Me too, that's also my reason"

"Let's give it up for grandmas who get offended and scared when they hear the word penis, but have like 12 kids."

"What did one German baker say to the other? Glutentag!"

"What kind of fish does Google have in their lobby? [betta]s"

"Turns out that when asked which was my favourite of all the X-Men that ""Caitlyn Jenner"" was not a valid answer."

"My ex-wife still misses me... BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER!"

"The inventor of rock, paper, scissors must have been an extremely dangerous man if he considered paper a weapon."

"Yo mama's got so many balls lined up ready to score, her nickname is Basketball Practice."

"Who's the dictator that reports on youtube drama? Keem Jong Un."