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Joke of the Day

"For sale: car. Does not stop. You will have to jump in as I jump out. I have been driving this car for three years. Please help me"

"What word begins with ""N"" and ends in ""R"" that I wouldn't want to call a black guy? Neighbor."

"What kind of tree grows in your hand? A palm tree."

"Michelle Obama should have dropped the mic and moonwalked out."

"Saw a couple wearing surgical masks in public and all I could think was ""what do they know that I don't?"""

"Hold me closer, tiny dancer. Oh my... not that close. I can't breathe. How are you so strong? LET ME GO TINY DANCER"

"Have you ever seen moth balls? Yeah? Well, how did you get their tiny legs apart?"

"My girlfriend turned to me and said ""Dave, I think we've come to the end of the road."" ""Why?"" I said, shocked. ""We're in a river."""

"Do you know Mike? Mike ock"

"Did you hear about the farmer's boy who hated the country ? He went to the big city and got a job as a shoeshine boy and so the farmer made hay while the sun shone !"