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Joke of the Day
"What the sound of a rainbow laughing? Hue hue hue hue"
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"After failing my first 2 exams, I just got an A on my third Anatomy exam... the answers were inside me the entire time"
"Sneaks into your house and removes all the labels from your canned goods. Shuffles them well."
"Giving blood today. Not my own, of course. That would be creepy."
"Cleaning out my handbag. Wondering if nine pens are enough."
"I went to confession and the priest said, ""pics or it didn't happen."""
"Carl: Everybody was Kung fu fighting! Doug: um, I don't know Kung f-- Carl: except for Doug from accounting"
"What do you call it when you marry your male cousin? Your Cuzband"
"Wondering why we have 50 candidates for Miss America, but only 2 for president. Also, why no swimsuit competition?"
"You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parachute to go skydiving twice"