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Joke of the Day

"Do you believe in love at first site? A boy asked a girl: ""Do you believe in love at first site?"". The Girl replied, ""No"". The boy phewed and said: ""We should meet again then"". Ultimate Thug Life."

"Want to hear the one about my penis..? You wouldn't get it... It's too long."

"A man was killed with a starter pistol today Police think it might have been race related."

"What do you call the person who revised Hitler's speeches? Grammar Nazi"

"Ever hear about the optimist that was getting eaten by a lion? He managed to get out of the beast, but he looked like shit."

"What is better then roses on a piano? Tulips on your organ."

"What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve? Christopher Walken."

"What the the planet Jupiter say to Neptune? I can see Uranus from here."

"I'm filming a documentary on the serious subject of circumcision. It's called Robbin' Hood."

"Do you know what paraplegics can't stand? *that"