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Joke of the Day
"Have you ever had sex while camping? Is fucking intense..."
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"How many native Americans does it take to change a light bulb? About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song."
"Calculus Joke http://i.imgur.com/4s8NLUO.jpg Not mine, but thought I'd share anyway. Hope you like it!"
"My 3 year old is helping me make crepes this morning. So far in the mixing bowl there are 2 eggs, 1 cup of flour and 1 measuring cup."
"I've got a ""bun"" (baby) in the ""oven"" (oven)"
"When someone asks, ""How are you?"" I say, ""5-7-8-3"" because they don't care how I am & saying my ATM Code out loud helps me memorize it."
"Archimedes Principle floats my boat."
"A cop stopped me & asked ""do you know why I followed you"" so I said ""cause my tweets are funny"" & we laughed & high-fived & I'm in jail."
"What does Santa listen to while delivering presents? sleigh-er"
"I removed Sean Connery's limbs & replaced them with Daniel Craig's arms & Pierce Brosnan's legs. They formed an unlikely Bond."