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Joke of the Day
"Politicians have more need of diapers than babies because they're full of way more shit."
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"If H2O is in the inside of a fire hydrant, what's on the outside? K9P"
"Two Men walk into a bar... ""Knock, Knock!""...... ""Who's there?"" says one. ""It's the doctor, you two walked into a pole, now tell me if your head hurts."""
"Bartender: What can I get you? Me: Sex, beards, rock & roll? Bartender: Me: Sparkling vampire crazy about me? Bartender: Me: Beer."
"What lies in a pram and wobbles? A jelly baby."
"I decided to have that fifth cup of coffee, and now the ghosts of my ancestors are scrolling through my iTunes trying to pick a summer jam."
"You need to carry women in your arms; they will climb on your back by themselves."
"What do you call a police officer who has just finished masturbating? Pulled pork!"
"*eats one piece of lettuce* checks for abs"
"all this spending on black friday... better pay your electricity bill first or next friday will be black friday too"