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Joke of the Day

"BuzzFeed writer (innocently): hey friends. as a friendly activity, tell me your funny anecdotes. coincidentally I have an article due soon"

"my great grandmother got me a ps4 for christmas my so-so grandmother got me socks"

"If there's one good thing about the election of Trump, it's the greatly lowered odds of being attacked by Russia. After all, they're not going to key their own car."

"Did you hear about the cactus that went to the party? He spiked the drinks."

"Did you guys hear about the guy that just became the first Muslim country singer to get signed to a label? His name is Keith Turban"

"Why are cats assholes? Because they are what they eat."

"My friends daughter just recently turned 9 years old and has started asking him those embarrassing questions about sex. Hell, just this morning she asked him ""is that the best you can do?"""

"A man and a woman are having sex, when her husband comes early... she is sad."

"put the punch line in the title how do you piss off reddit?"

"When a friend is about to hand me her baby, I deliberately drop my phone while yelling ""DAMN SO CLUMSY!"" and wait as she changes her mind."