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Joke of the Day
"How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? Aids."
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"Why is Chuck Norris still alive? ## Because he's afraid of meeting Bruce Lee on the other side! Credit: Saw the comment in this [tribute video](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8wL3AA4BP0) [1:55]"
"What do you call a blind member of the Third Reich? A ""notsee"" because they cannot see! I'll see myself out..."
"Why do Native Americans hate April showers? Because they bring Mayflowers"
"What's better than being the first Black President of the United States? Being the 45th white one."
"Looking at all the post on my news feed, it is very hot today. News Flash people, it is summertime. That is what happens in summer months. Keep me posted in January also when it is cold out. Thanks"
"Why do they call it a traffic jam? Because no one's jelly"
"My friend said he was worried he had HIV. I said think about the positives."
"Wow, you're a Sagittarius?? That must mean you're trusting, passionate and thick as pig shit to think I care about horoscopes"
"I hate having sex with my partner while we're camping... It's two fucking in tents."