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Joke of the Day

"Other silverware probably hates the large spoon that wears skinny jeans, Keds, and thick rimmed glasses. Nobody likes a hipstirrer."

"I need to buy a new inflatable love doll. The one I have now is almost full."

"two apples enter a bar... ...then I got sued by Apple"

"How many gorillas does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one, but it takes a shitload of lightbulbs."

"What does the Pope and a Christmas tree have in common? The balls are for decoration only"

"*Approaches a guy reading ""Catch Me If You Can""* I love that book. The way he just *clenches fist* catches all those freakin' cans."

"What do you say when you friendzone a brony? Friendship is magic."

"How can a black woman tell if she's pregnant? When she takes out the tampon the cotton is already picked"

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Just kidding, feminist hate change"

"What do you call an extraterrestrial cetacean? A Whalien."