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"Say what you will about censorship on Reddit [removed]"
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"I wanted to share this great joke I heard about a farmer fixing his fence... ...but it's a re-post."
"""Always give your food a rinse before you eat it,"" my dad always used to say. Lovely man. Made terrible sandwiches."
"Why did the Soviets decide to be Russian? Cuz they got tired of Stalin."
"A man walked into a cafe in Mexico... ""Hello!"" he says to a squeamish waiter. ""Do you have any Mexican Jews?"" ""Hmm... let me check in the back"" the waiter replied. That's when the condom broke."
"Why are red heads never calm? Because it's so easy to make a ginger snap."
"how many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? none. they just beat it for being black!"
"You're all invited to my second bar mitzvah where I become a child once again"
"I came, I saw, the neighbors complained."
"What do you call a starving artist from 17th Century England? baroque"