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Joke of the Day

"Shortest maths joke < 0"

"I have 2 missed calls from my mother. I think it's safe to say that by now there's a rescue team out there looking for me."

"Down a flight of stairs. That's how I roll. :("

"What do men who receive compressed porn files do when they are alone? They unzip."

"Real Money Once a Boss said to his subordinate: ""You have always wanted a bonus so I will give you $1,000,000i^2."" The Subordinate: ""Sir I can this amount only on the Argand Plane."""

"she told me to give her 12 inches and make it hurt... so I fucked her twice and punched her in the mouth."

"Most serial killers are men. That's because women prefer to kill just one man, over a period of many, many years."

"It's easier to find the needle in the haystack when you bring a flamethrower. That's a fact, jack. Merica."

"The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings."

"What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal? The one percent"