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"Why wasn't I able to see the instruction manual? Because the instructions were clear."
"What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a marathon full of feminists? The tribe of pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts."
"People and airplanes Be nice to fat people, they're human too. Human Boeings!"
"Why are hurricanes sometimes named after girls? because When they come they're wild and wet like hurricanes, but when they go they take your house and car"
"I told my therapist that no one understands me... She said, ""What do you mean by that?"""
"What do you call three cars overtaking you in Mexico? Tres-passers."
"What do you call the most successful vasectomist in American history? American Snipper"
"I'm not addicted to cocain I just love how it smells"
"Once you go black..... You can't get credit"