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Joke of the Day

"How many Vietnam vets does it take to change a light bulb? YOU DON'T KNOW!!! YOU WEREN'T THERE!!!!"

"How do you fix a broken tuba? With a tuba glue."

"Growing up, I dreamed of becoming a meteorologist. Now, I've got 3 weather apps on my phone. Living the dream, people."

"How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? Eggsercise particularly hareobics!"

"""I looked up into the sky and matched each star with a reason why I love you."" ""That's so sweet."" ""Not particularly. It was daytime."""

"I was going to read a book on the male reproductive system today... ...But, unfortunately, the bookstore informed that it never came."

"Why dont feminists go to indoor soccer games... Because, with the astroturf, there would be no place for them to graze."

"I was watching Jersey Shore the other day when I thought... I didn't know I had animal planet."

"What does a meditating cow say? .ooOOOMMMMOOOOOooooo........"

"What was the slogan for the cross-dresser's party? Eat, drink, and be Mary."