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Joke of the Day
"What do xbox services and prostitutes have in common? They both take my money then go down on me"
Next Joke
"What did one snow man say to the other? Smells like carrots"
"What do you call an alligator in a vest? an investigator."
"If I've learned anything from online dating sites it's that all the single women are on top of mountains."
"Why did the dwarf go out of business? The overheads were too high."
"the host of the party told me to make myself comfortable so I went back home to bed"
"I didn't get that job I wanted testing invisibility potions. Apparently they don't hire blind people."
"WIFE: Having your phone in your jeans pocket will make you infertile & stop us having more kids ME: *shoves 10 phones & microwave in pocket*"
"3 Nuns Three nuns are sitting on a park bench. A man approaches them and exposes himself to them. Two of the nuns have a stroke but the third one couldn't reach."
"So three Rabbi's walk into a bar... ...and the bartender says ""get the fuck out"""