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Joke of the Day
"Q: What kind of neckwear does Hillary Clinton look best in? A: A noose."
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"Everyone says they are sick of my Linkin Park references... But in the end, it doesn't even matter."
"Say what you want about Olympic Skiing Events.... .....but most of that sport is going downhill fast."
"What do priests have in common with my dad's BBQs? They both stick their meat in 10 year old buns."
"What does a junkie use for protection during sex? a bus shelter"
"My dad's sign was cancer. Its so ironic how he died. He was attacked by a giant crab."
"What is the difference between a grizzly bear and a limp dick? There isn't one, you can't fuck with either one."
"Why was 6 afraid of 7...another ending Because 7 was a black man"
"What's grey and comes in quarts? An elephant"
"Love every corner They said you will find love in every corner. I must say my life is in a circle"