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Joke of the Day

"Q: What kind of neckwear does Hillary Clinton look best in? A: A noose."

"I had an hour to kill so I watched the last two minutes of a basketball game today"

"What do you call a homosexual weight lifter? Trap Queen"

"I was sitting in the traffic the other day That's why i got run over."

"FACT: The internet was invented to globalize complaining."

"Only smart, good-looking people will ""like"" this status."

"Attachment isn't when 2 ppl chat night and day. When someone emails u and adds an image or data file with it, THAT FILE IS CALLED ATTACHMENT"

"Why is it a bad idea to swim in the Mississippi River? Because it has pp in it."

"An jihidist walks into a club ...on a Tuesday..."

"Can we have a thread with alternative endings to traditional jokes? I'll start: Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six offender."