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Joke of the Day
"I had a bad audition... ...but I acted like I didn't care."
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"My voicemail message is a 20 second recording of me sighing."
"Here we go, funniest joke I know... So a man wins a divorce settlement."
"An 'overdose' is what happens when you suck at taking drugs."
"Press Release: ""Big thank you to Adrian Peterson and Ray Rice"" Sincerely, Tony Stewart's PR Team"
"[Ouija board] ""Hey spirits, talk to us"" W H A T S U R F R I E N D S N A M E H E S C U T E ""fml"""
"Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs? Christopher Reeves in a house fire."
"What's the difference between america and a yoghurt? A yoghurt develops a culture After sitting there for 100 years."
"My wife is a liar! Last night I texted her and asked here where she was, she said with her sister Emma. I was with her sister Emma!!"
"A policeman just knocked on my door and said my dogs were chasing people on bikes... My dogs don't even own bikes.."