41489
Joke of the Day
"I had a bad audition... ...but I acted like I didn't care."
Next Joke
"I accidentally just sent a kissy face emoji to my female boss... and now we wait for the call from HR on Monday."
"When is the water in the shower room musical? When it's piping hot."
"Came home from work early and caught my inflatable girlfriend cheating on me with the beachball."
"What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A great start"
"A list as long as my arm.. I have a list as long as my arm of why I wish my mother never took thalidomide"
"What did T say to reassure V? ""Don't worry. I'm right behind U."""
"It's OK, batteries...no one includes me either."
"How do you wake a sleeping Lady Gaga? You poke poke poker face"
"What's black and white and makes a lot of noise? A zebra with a set of drums."