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Joke of the Day

"Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?"

"Me: I'm a confident driver Friend: You almost just ran someone over Me: Confidently tho"

"What's the difference between Kim Kardashian and the Titanic? Ones full of dead semen and the other one is the Titanic"

"I have a tip for all you lonely ladies on valentine's day.. Or you can just take the whole thing."

"I got arrested today for feeding the homeless guys on my street... And to top it off, the cops took away my potato gun."

"How can you tell if a monster has a glass eye? Because it comes out in conversation"

"The shortest joke ever Two women were sitting quietly."

"Just bought Colgate mouthwash 'cause it builds stronger gums and someday my gums might have to lift a car off a baby."

"So, did you hear what Lateesha get on her SATs? Barbecue sauce."

"Shirley Temple, a wonderful example that making sex tapes, twerking, and going to re-hab are NOT necessary to make it in Hollywood. Classy is ALWAYS in style. RIP Little Princess."