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Joke of the Day

"Why is the vagina also called pussy? Because, when the chick gets aroused, it gets all sticky, like it has pus in it. Get it? Pus-sy."

"Why does it take so long when Satan is in front of you in line at the post office? Because the devil takes many forms."

"What do you call a bolt that dresses like a woman? A cross-threader"

"What did they say about both the winner and the loser of the sock-pairing competition? His pairs are unmatched!"

"34% stats on reddit are made up. . . Like your love life."

"Life; It's all about finding the next good time."

"Roses are red, violets are blue.. No, wait.. Fuck, now they're black."

"If I had to remove any part in my body I'd remove my spine, it's holding me back."

"Oh ..your account is protected? What do you tweet? Nuclear launch codes?:-)"

"What reindeer can jump higher than a house? They all can! Houses can't jump!"