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Joke of the Day

"Why is the vagina also called pussy? Because, when the chick gets aroused, it gets all sticky, like it has pus in it. Get it? Pus-sy."

"Frederick Douglass opened President Lincoln's mind to the plight of blacks. Name another person who opened Lincoln's mind. John Wilkes Booth."

"Asked my dad if he heard about the head tranplant on the news. He said, ""No, but it sounds like it's way ahead of it's time."""

"Have you ever heard the one about the dust bunny and the mud pie? Well then sorry, I only tell clean jokes."

"Why is it so expensive to divorce a woman here in California? Because it's worth it."

"Dear Dairy There sure are a lot of cows around here."

"How do astronomers organize a party? They planet"

"A terrible plane crash occurred in Lithuania last week. A two-seater airplanecrash landed in a cemetery and exploded. They've recovered 300 bodies so far,and they're still digging them up."

"What did the tailor do after she got hit by the lawyer's car? Sewed him"

"knock knock! who's there? i eat mop... :]"