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Joke of the Day
"Why do only 2 Mexicans pass the border at once? Because the sign says no trespassing."
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"Two mexicans are playing Call Of Duty... It was A Juan v. Juan match."
"""If you are fat you will die,"" said the thin ppl, who would never die."
"I take my wife out everywhere... except that she keeps coming back!"
"If bars can say no to drunk people why won't McDonalds say no to fat people?"
"What is the difference between Jelly and Jam? You can't jelly your cock down your girlfriend's throat."
"Eye of the tiger. Nose of the lion. Mouth of the lynx. Ear of the bobcat. Throat of the cougar. Forehead of the ocelot."
"Juliet: you know it's true love, when you finish each other's- Romeo: LIFE Juliet: [sighs all annoyed] like why do you say shit like that?"
"LPT: Easy way to soak up that extra alcohol in your stomach! Throw up on a sponge."
"Monster: Doctor doctor I'm a blood-sucking monster and I keep needing to eat doctors. Doctor: Oh what a shame. I'm a dentist."