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Joke of the Day
"Where does a tugboat go when it feels sick? To the Dock"
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"My boss just choked on a breath mint. It was a tough decision to do the Heimlich maneuver because he really needed that mint."
"A black man and a Mexican are in a car , who's driving it ? The Police"
"Facebook game requests are the Jehovah's Witnesses of the Internet"
"Why does Barbie never get pregnant? Because Ken always comes in a different box."
"Q: Why did it take the blonde a whole week to wash three basement windows? A: It took her six days just to dig the holes to put the ladder in."
"What do you get when you cross a black and asian man? (slightly racist) A car thief that can't drive."
"My wife made me coffee this morning & winked at me when she handed me the cup. I've never been more scared of a drink in all of my life."
"Lots of grandfather jokes. Here's his favorite. My uncle. He hates my dad. My uncle is his favorite joke."
"I love how people say they're ""expecting"" a baby, as though it might be something else, like a penguin."