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Joke of the Day
"Where does Santa's stripper mom work? The North Pole"
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"So I realized why the large iPhone is called the 6 plus If you sit on it, you'll realize is actually a 3+3."
"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt."
"What do you call a digital tree? All bark and no byte"
"What do you call a cow who has just had an abortion? De-calf-inated"
"A black guy applied for a job at the LAPD He got shot down"
"What's the difference between a Greyhound bus station and a lobster with tits? One's a crusty bus station; the other is a busty crustacean."
"Bluegrass music It's finger pickin' good!"
"My DNA results came back and apparently I'm .0002% aardvark. Which pretty much answers all the questions I've ever had. About anything."
"Waiter what is this stuff? That's bean salad sir. I know what it's been but what is it now?"