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Joke of the Day

"A Jewish boy tells his father... ""Daddy, daddy, I need to borrow $20."" The father replies, ""$10? What are you gonna buy for $5?"""

"I set up a camera to record my wife for our sex tape I didn't realize it was motion activated so it didn't record a thing."

"Fact: Your elbow is the most delicious part of the human body. Try it."

"As the joker said, if you are good at something why do it for free..."

"What did the deaf, blind, mute, handicapped kid get for Christmas? Cancer."

"What's the difference between USA and USB? One connects to all your devices & access your data, and the other is a hardware standard."

"What did the snail say when he jumped on the turtle's back? Wheeeeee!"

"Did you hear about the penis-less man that got excited? He just came out of nowhere"

"Scientist: We've successfully taught a dog Morse code! Dog: [taps paw] Me: What did it say?? Scientist: ""Woof."""

"A blind man with a dog... A blind man with a dog said, ""One day I'll see it all."" Then he sat down with his hammer and saw."