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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the penis-less man that got excited? He just came out of nowhere"
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"Why does the sun set at night? The moon scares the daylights out of it!"
"Waiter I'd like a cup of coffee please with no cream. I'm sorry sir but we're out of cream. How about with no milk?"
"So Trump says he picked a bunch of great people to run the government... But honestly, I've seen better cabinets at IKEA."
"I've cut this piece of wood 3 times ... ... and it's still too short. -Bob Edmiston"
"Why don't black cops shoot unarmed white kids? Because they'd get in trouble."
"We should hang out and stare at our phones."
"If I got a dollar for every time a girl told me I was unattractive .. .. I'd eventually be attractive."
"Why did the dog sit in the shade? It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk"
"My pet mouse Elvis died today He got caught in a trap."