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Joke of the Day

"The doctor had to remove my fungal infection. It's a shame. It was really starting to grow on me."

"How good are you at powerpoint? I Excel at it!"

"The Asian Grading Scale is... A++ (100.01%+)=Average FA+ (0-100%)=Find new famaree who can accept your white peoples grade."

"There once was an algebraic instructionswoman who did not rinse out her mouth The function of Listerine to her breath varied inversely, as the function of Listerine went undefined throughout the year."

"Nothing good has ever gone into a microwave at 3:00am."

"The difference between a prostitute and drug dealer? A prostitute can wash her crack and resell it."

"Two muffins are baking in an oven. The first muffin says, ""wow, it's really getting hot in here."" The second muffin says, ""Wow... a talking muffin ! """

"What do you get when you go to a rapper's vegetable farm? Beets by Dre"

"I bet Billy Joel only needs to type in ""Cad"" before his phone's dictionary chimes in and recommends ""Cadillac-ac-ac-ac-ac-ac."""

"What do you call a beautiful woman on a bassist's arm? A tattoo."