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Joke of the Day
"The doctor had to remove my fungal infection. It's a shame. It was really starting to grow on me."
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"George Carlin appeared to me in a dream and asked me ""How can there be such a thing as a one-way street when you can obviously cross a street either way?"""
"What is the worst part of being black and jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven."
"What's the difference between necrophilia and a pizza? Even if it is cold it's still good."
"Why do they call it ejaculate... when it's usually early?"
"So someone asks a junkie.. Do you still use heroin? Well.. On the one hand yes, on the other hand no."
"Chuck Norris once threw a grenade killing 50 people Then the grenade exploded"
"What do you call a lightbulb that holds the door for you? A polite bulb."
"Donald Trump must be happy today... ...now that Chyna is finally dead."
"Don't think you're immune. We're all just a whim away from singing ""The Lion Sleeps Tonight."" Yes, a whim away...a whim away...a whim away."