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Joke of the Day

"Drank the liquid from my Magic 8 Ball and now I can predict the future with even less accuracy than I could before."

"A Jewish Boy Asks His Dad For $20 Surprised the dad says, ""$10 dollars?! What the hell do you need $5 dollars for?!"""

"What do get when you cross 50 female pigs with 50 male deer? One hundred sows and bucks?"

"If I like my job am I a ""gruntled"" employee??"

"CUTE GIRL IN BAR: *walks up, points to my empty glass* Want another? ME: (OK don't blow this) Sure *she hands me her empty glass & leaves*"

"I need an airplane joke And I need it right neeeeeeoooow."

"So many people have the name of their university in their bio. ""Nice to meet you, this is who tricked me out of 50 thousand dollars"""

"Difference between computers and woman. I have no problem turning on a computer."

"I saw a midget escaping from jail the other day He was looking down on me as he climbed down a rope. I though to myself, that's a little con descending"

"Hahaha stupid person... When it says 55mph it really means 64mph.........Idiot turtle person"